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effyeahnerdfighters:

The Subway Where I Used To Go (Somebody That I Used To Know / Gotye Parody)

In which Hank breaks up with Subway in favor of Jimmy John’s (through a parody song) and then talks about advertising for a while. Because advertising is very interesting and a little bit disturbing.

LOL. That smile.
Bored? This can make you happy.  

youpagedme:

FRIENDS REWATCH - Season 7, Episode 21

cybersix:

opendolls:

#can you fix my goddamn heart? #NO YOU CAN’T

ALL THESE FEELINGS ARE OVERWHELMING!

↳ [A dead body has been impaled by a Québec-Ontario border sign. There is a dispute concerning jurisdiction.]

“His heart is in Québec.”

“Il a l’Ontario dans le cul, aussi.” (“He has Ontario in the ass, too.”)